I post anything that makes me happy! (art, funny text posts, supernatural, doctor who, food, ya know, the usual stuff)

40oztofemdom:

Allright guys, I know Avril Lavigne is getting a lot of flack right now because of her Hello Kitty song but have any of you heard her acoustic version of the song??? It came out like a month before she decided to turn it into the weird dubstep creature feature it is now and I really wish she would have kept it like this because it’s almost hauntingly beautiful

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2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August

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cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

(Source: queenundomiel, via baitnswitchblade)

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dutchster:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

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thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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omgitsfrizzy:

So there’s this hashtag trending called #makeuptransformation, which is basically just people making fun of how dramatic face contouring is(seen in the first picture). I AM SCREAMING

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emasturbating:

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

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heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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